NEED I SAY MORE?

Songs for today:

MERIDITH BROOKS - "IM A B!#@*"

LOUIS ARMSTRONG - "NOBODY KNOWS THE TROUBLE I'VE SEEN"

...or any song where Alanis Morissette is spitting into the microphone

You Mocked Me Once. Nevah Do It Again! I Died That Day!

Ok... here is the skinny, the poop, the low-down. Twilight is fast approaching, and with it comes excitement and anticipation. Since I work for entertainment media, we are putting together a midnight premiere per my suggestion. Ever since my boss decided to go forward with it, I have not been able to shut up about Edward, Twilight and vampires. I have been working on all the Graphics for print and for web. I was in charge of the hundreds of Twilight posters we got in. I was also the one over-seeing the FREE movie tickets for the premiere... needless to say, I am in heaven. Because of this, every male in the office has taunted me, especially my boss. They love to razz me because I am sooooo passionate about this movie/book series. When my boss talks about the movie around me, he refers to it as "The Dumb Movie" just to get a silly rise out of me... and it works. Today was no exception. I sat down at my computer and saw a cartoon that my boss had drawn of a man in a business suit and tie. In the little talking bubble it said, "Die Edward DIE! Die! And you too Jacob!" I found out later in the day that he had photo-copied a lot of these pictures because I found another one in my DJ headphones, in my water bottle cap, in every one of my desk drawers, and in my camera case etc.... But then he topped off the day by mocking the picture that the graphic designer and I worked on of me and Edward together.

With him posing the same way I was with Edward...

And then he topped off the evening with this little GEM. He cut out one of the other DJ's pictures and put it on Bella's face... and... well... you get the idea.

I've got to learn to keep my obsessions to myself.... lesson learned. =-)

IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!

I.... UNPACKED...... My Room!!!!
Ever since I moved into my new house, I have kept it clean and organized as much as possible, but the loft, my bedroom, has been a catch-all for things I hadn't unpacked. I finally put everything in it's place instead of living out of plastic tubs and making a bigger mess. I love my room!!!!

BEFORE

AFTER

My Broadway Collection That's Slowly Growing

Zoey Gets Schooled in Beatboxing

Trailer Full of Hookers

Trailer Full Of Hookers
That was the only conclusion I could draw once I saw this guy's trailer in front of me as I drove home from work tonight. If this is his business/product name, he might want to re-think it. I almost flagged him down to ask him if he had any Two-Bit, French Whores who are good with dish washing and laundry. I could use a good hooker around the house. I hear they'll do ANYTHING for money!

"Hooker! Hooker, put the wet stuff in the dryer and then mop the friggin' floor!"

See, it has a ring to it.

Sinner

I confess, I am a sinner. I... well... um... watched the full 8 minutes and 54 seconds of the Twilight movie that leaked on to the internet. The only parts that was new to me was the FULL scene where Bella meets the Cullens and a small snip-it of Edward playing piano... the rest of it was stuff that you see in the promos. The video has been taken down since I took a gander at it, but it was soooooo amazing! The clip was shown at a film festival in Rome. I just hope the movie going crowd in America is as awesome as the crowd in that clip. The girls screamed together, laughed together, swooned together. It filled the whole theater. I hope we have the same thing happen in the theaters here in Idaho. I want to experience it with THAT much emotion! It was soooo cool! (As was the clip I watched... hubba hubba)