Trailer Full Of Hookers
That was the only conclusion I could draw once I saw this guy's trailer in front of me as I drove home from work tonight. If this is his business/product name, he might want to re-think it. I almost flagged him down to ask him if he had any Two-Bit, French Whores who are good with dish washing and laundry. I could use a good hooker around the house. I hear they'll do ANYTHING for money!
"Hooker! Hooker, put the wet stuff in the dryer and then mop the friggin' floor!"
See, it has a ring to it.
4 comments:
lmao!!!!
I too would like a good fast, hard working, sweaty hooker for house chores.
Rode hard and put away wet!!!!
I've never wanted a hooker... until now. I have some petrified sugar ceral milk on my floor that needs to be mopped up pronto.
That's what I'm talking about!
See... lets say it together Libby,
"Fetch the rag and scrubber Hooker... now clean up that petrified, dried up, sugar-crystalized cereal milk before I make you scrape it off the floor with your fake ghetto nails!"
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