
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
You Mocked Me Once. Nevah Do It Again! I Died That Day!

And then he topped off the evening with this little GEM. He cut out one of the other DJ's pictures and put it on Bella's face... and... well... you get the idea.

I've got to learn to keep my obsessions to myself.... lesson learned. =-)
Sunday, November 09, 2008
IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!
Ever since I moved into my new house, I have kept it clean and organized as much as possible, but the loft, my bedroom, has been a catch-all for things I hadn't unpacked. I finally put everything in it's place instead of living out of plastic tubs and making a bigger mess. I love my room!!!!
BEFORE

Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Monday, November 03, 2008
Trailer Full of Hookers
Trailer Full Of Hookers
That was the only conclusion I could draw once I saw this guy's trailer in front of me as I drove home from work tonight. If this is his business/product name, he might want to re-think it. I almost flagged him down to ask him if he had any Two-Bit, French Whores who are good with dish washing and laundry. I could use a good hooker around the house. I hear they'll do ANYTHING for money!
"Hooker! Hooker, put the wet stuff in the dryer and then mop the friggin' floor!"
See, it has a ring to it.
Sunday, November 02, 2008
Sinner
Friday, October 31, 2008
What a Fun Halloween!
My youngest son went as Spiderman...
"Oooooooo, like... I am a total web-slinger!"C to the N
My eldest son went as Albert Einstein
See the similarities?
R to the Y
Yup, my daughter is Hannah Montana
What a pop princess!Moi
And me... well I woke up today and got the kids all ready for Halloween at school, which left me no time to get ready for work. So I went to work as the tired, single mother that wanted to be in bed all day.Now it is time to go test the children's "chocolate haul" for poison! Mwahahahahahaha!
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Politics, Religion and Critical Thinking
Halloween on a Budget
- Nudist on Strike: Wear your normal clothes, but carry a picket sign that reads, "NUDIST ON STRIKE!"
- Partly Cloudy With A Chance of Showers: Wear blue surgical scrubs, glue cotton in a patchy pattern all over the shirt and carry a squirt gun.
- Piece of Gum Stuck to Your Shoe: Dress in all pink and attach a shoe to the top of your head.
- Static Cling: Wear any kind of mismatched clothes, pin one pant leg up, pin dryer sheets on you as well as socks, small towels, etc., and then use hair gel to make your hair look like it has static.
- Chia Pet: Wrap yourself in duct tape so the sticky part is facing out, then roll around lawn clippings.
- Ceiling Fan: Write "Go Ceilings!" on the front of your shirt. Add other gear if you want (pom poms, big foam finger, etc.) And don't forget to cheer!
- iPod Commercial: Dress completely in black clothing, wear a black wig or hat, and use black make-up to cover your face, hands and any exposed skin. Carry around a white iPod and white head phones and dance wildly.
- Have You Seen My Lost Doggy?: Wear XXLarge clothing, and use padding to make yourself extra "hefty." Glue or sew a small stuffed dog into the "butt crack" area. Carry a "Lost Dog" sign.
- Stick Man (or Woman): Wear black clothes. Attach glowsticks in a line on your arms, legs and torso to look like a glowing stick person.
- Chick Magnet: Attach Barbie dolls all over yourself.
- Cereal Killer: Take a bunch of empty miniature cereal boxes, stick plastic knives in the sides, paint with red paint or nail polish to simulate blood. Pin the boxes all over yourself.
- Killing Time: Hold a clock and a fake bloody knife. Or, dress up as a giant clock with a fake bloody knife in it.
- Leafblower: Wear a baseball cap with a leaf dangling down in front of your face. When someone asks what you are, blow on the leaf.
- Babysitter: Strap a baby doll to your behind and sit on it.
- Mucho Dinero: Attach pictures of Robert De Niro all over yourself.
- Jackson Pollack Painting: Splatter drips of paint on your clothes and hang a picture frame around your neck (or just hold it up in front of you).
- Spice Girl: Wear solid color clothes and attach spice labels (or actual spice bottles if you can!).
- Just Got Dumped: Wear slippers and a ratty bathrobe with lots of used tissues sticking out of your pockets. Mess up your hair and make your eyes look like you've been crying, with mascara running down your cheeks. Hold an empty Ben and Jerry's ice cream container, along with a picture of your "Ex," torn in half
- Bag of Jellybeans: Take two or three large bags and put one inside the other. Make holes in the bottom for your legs. Blow up about 15-20 balloons of various colors. With your legs in the bag stuff it with the balloons. Tie the bag off at your neck with a colorful ribbon.
Monday, October 27, 2008
I'm Gonna Knock You Out, Granny Said Knock You Out!
Grandma Vs. Deer! This is no joke. I laughed out loud when I pictured this. In Butte, Montana, 61-year-old Carol Lince went toe to toe with a doe -- and she won! Carol had let her three poodles out in the yard then heard one "screaming bloody murder." She ran outside to find a doe attacking her smallest dog. At first she kicked at the deer's hind legs to try to get the animal away, but the doe then just got angry and began to ram Carol with its head -- pushing her into a fence. That's when Carol got angry and started pummeling the deer's head with her fist until it finally gave up, jumped the fence and ran off. While Carol sustained bruises to her abdomen from the doe's head butts, the dog was pronounced OK by a veterinarian. I say kuddos to that tough ol' gal! Here is a wild animal in her front yeard, and she comes out swingin'! ha ha Rock on with her bad self!
My Pumpkin
My Artistic Son's Pumpkin
My Youngest's Pumpkin
My Daughter's Pumpkin
Sunday, October 26, 2008
If ANY show should get canceled... it should be Desperate Housewives!
If you need a "Starter Kit"... to catch up on last season... click HERE
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
An old Art Class Video Project
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Brotherly Love
Video I made For My Sister
P.S. she DOES have that house now, and another lil' one. Time to make another video for ya sis!
Saturday, October 18, 2008
True Story
I Don't know why I even try. But here you go! Unscripted, exactly how it happened... and completely pathetic. Enjoy!
I Am The Luckiest
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Sunday, October 12, 2008
P.S. Bugga
Similar to talking to a Whining Child
Someone Loves My Blog!!!!

Awwwwww Shucks! I am plum tickled that I got this here award, sayin' I was worth a nickle and a penny rubbed together! Yee haw! "Look Ma' I made it!"
I've been awarded the "I Love Your Blog Award" by my Sistah from another Mistah, Darling Diva Nancy! Nancy has a wonderful blog herself, and I am sooooo glad she got into blogging. Reading it makes me feel like I am re-living that time we spent in California. What an adventure! It was only a week (maybe less) that we spent together. But I feel like I have grown up with Nancy through my 33 years of life. In fact, when I think of Nancy, I think of "Life"... "Zest For Life". She lights up a room, and can bring anyone out of a blue funk when she is laughing. Get her going hard enough and she'll start snorting. It is so cute! Nancy has been through a lot, huh girlfriend? And yet she smiles through it all. I look up to her in so many ways. She is a beautiful woman, a courageous woman... and my partner in crime! She has the same obsessions I do, loves the same things I love... it is almost freaky. All I can say is... Twicon? You me? Eh???? ha ha ha Love ya girlfriend!
The rules for this award are that I need to:
1) Add the logo of the award to my blog
2) Add a link to the person who awarded it to you
3) Nominate at least 7 other blogs
4) Add links to those blogs on your blog
5) Leave a message for your nominees on their blogs!
These are my nominations: COMING SOON!!!
I'm Returning To YouTube
For My Sister
Thursday, October 09, 2008
SQUEEEEEE!!!!!
I can't breath.... I am so excited. The widget is counting down as I type this. The NEW twilight trailer will be playing here on MY blog! (and 50,000 other peeps as well!) TEAM EDAWRD!!! Sorry Nancy and Liza! =-)
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
BABY FEVER!!!!
Ok, don't let the title fool you. I DO have "Baby Fever", but not the kind where I want to create a human inside my body, gain 100 lbs, birth a watermellon and then have stretch marks the size of speed bumps on my badonkadonk. I've already been there, done that, and got the speed bumps.No, I'm talking the kind of baby fever where you monopolize all of the baby's time until they poop, cry too much or throw-up and you graciously hand the baby back to his/her rightful owner. Most of the babies my siblings have had are all grown-up and are now 2 year old toddlers getting into EVERYTHING in site... "HEY! PUT MY CELL PHONE DOWN NOW!"
So I've been craving a warm newborn to snuggle and nuzzle, and voila! My sister birthed a cute 9 lb baby boy a few weeks ago. I call him my little Love Lump. He was born with the chubbiest legs possible. He is just sooooo, uh...well, I want to gnaw on his cheeks all the time! Here are some cell phone pics I captured at the hopital. I know exactly what he was thinking when I took this picture. He was looking in the direction of his mother, so I can only assume he was telepathically saying, "uh, mom... who is this loud woman who's trying to eat me?"Monday, October 06, 2008
A Tribute to George
We all have a little "George" in us. Whether it is the desperate need to nap in the middle of the day in your office, or creating "the Summer of George"... either way, George is that side of us that we don't want to admit we all have.If a guy can eat an Éclair out of a garbage can, he obviously is one tough dude (or just a desperate chubby guy wanting a food-fix). ha ha ha
Here is my tribute picture I took during my photo shoot for the radio station I work for.
Your Monday Funny
More Proof
And...
Sunday, October 05, 2008
I'm Pathetic
No Time to Obsess
Robert Pattinson and Gerard Butler...
Wow, I usually have more time to blog, vlog and obsess about men that are "safe" to obsess about. (Meaning, they'll never break my heart, cheat on me, disappoint me, or argue about what position the toilet seat should be in: up or down?) These days my job has taken up any time I would have liked to spend online endulging in guilty pleasures. Not to mention, after I moved, I didn't have internet. Therefore I relied solely on my new neighbor's unblocked wireless connection. Needless to say, we fought silently over bandwidth. I finally became "legal" and installed my own internet connection... but still struggle to find the time to use it for "recreational purposes".
As a web developer, I stare at a computer screen ALL day. By the time I get home, the monitor is the last thing I want in my face. So, instead I'll stare at a LARGER monitor and mindlessly escape into my neglected DVD collection and re-watch every last Gerard Butler movie I own. (And not to scare anyone, but I own them ALL! Even a short film he acted in for a friend BEFORE he had become a real actor). Also, another hubba hubba ding ding of a man that I have started to cling to as well, is the young man playing Edward Cullen in the new movie Twilight that comes out in November 2008. I have read the whole Twilight series, and I am obsessed with finding a blood sucking vampire as amazing as Edward. Of course, that will never happen... so I keep hold to the delusion that maybe one day I will bump into Gerard Butler in a Starbucks in California, and I'll spill his no-fat-Caramel-Macchiato and he will fall madly in love with me (after I clean his coffee off of my shirt). But alas, I have no time for such thoughts these days; my dreams are dashed with my time sensitive projects from work... three kids and a big house that needs to be cleaned on an hourly basis. Ah, the joys of a single working mother.
Gerry... TAKE ME AWAY!
Thursday, July 17, 2008
GREECE FOOTAGE
Well, because of this, she has yet to see all of my Greece footage that I posted months ago...er weeks... something like that. Anyhoo, here ya go sis:
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Twilight Obsession
When I think back to all of things I have obsessed about the most in my lifetime, the serious, 'I still haven't STOPPED obsessing-about-them' obsessions, I think of: Phantom of the Oprah, Darren Hayes from Savage Garden (when he was a dark haired babe), The Incredible Hulk and Pizza. Well, now I have another one to add to my list... TWILIGHT!
I wish I could honestly say, "I can't remember the last time I was so obsessed with something like this!" But I can't. Phantom of the Opera has always been my tragedy of choice since the movie came out in 2005 here in Idaho, and I increased my insatiable love for it when I sat front and center under the chandelier at the Majestic Theater in NYC to watch the Broadway play of Phantom on May 28th, 2008. What an experience!
But, as with all my TRUE obsessions, while it continues to be something that will forever lace my life, it has now been put on the back burner at the moment to make way for a new and exciting obsession which has consumed my overly obsessive disposition... who would have thunk! Vampires, Werewolves and Bella, "Oh My!"
I read all three books to the Twilight Series in three days! And I have started the first book again for the 2nd time. (Never in the history of my book reading career have I EVER read a novel back-to-back like this). I have NEVER gotten into Vampires and Werewolves... and now my mind fights the logical side of my brain telling it that somewhere, somehow... maybe I will meet a blood-sucking vampire of my very own. (Swoon) The thought sends tingles down my arms.
You think I'm crazy right? You think, "She is ONE desperate single mother who needs some lovin'!"
Not So!
Take the Twilight challenge... I DARE you! No...
I Triple-Dog-Dare you! No...
I Twilight-Edward-Cullen-Dog-um-Werewolf-Dare you!!!!
My sister dared me, and I took the challenge. Now, I will never be the same. Thanks Sis, I'll never be able to repay the kindness!
So now, I wait and I read... counting down the days to the 4th installment of my book series and for Edward's perspective to arrive in the form of Midnight Sun! (Double Swoon)
...I NEED HELP!
Did I mention they made movie too? Yeah... December 12, 2008! I'll be there at the Midnight showing, smirking like Edward Cullen and wishing he was real!
Friday, June 13, 2008
Virtual Test Drive
Friday, May 30, 2008
A New Day, A New Job
The Greece stories are coming soon, but for now my reality is my new job. I started it the day after I got home from my trip to Greece. Even though it is a new job... in reality, it is my old 'Stomping Ground'. I used to be a morning show DJ on one of the radio stations here, but now I am returning as their Web Director (and doing DJ'ing on the side). No more early mornings as a morning show host. I miss the energy from it, but I LOVE the fact that the kids and I can sleep in like normal people. No more 3 am wake up calls!
Anyhoo, I had better get back to my job... my milk chocolate break is up. =-)
PICK A LITTLE, TALK A LITTLE... How Do Couples Do It?
MERCY! Seriously, who knows how couples survive? It boggles my mind at how fierce couples can get with one another and still stay with each other and be madly in love. I say this because the minute any problem arose in my marriages (2 total), the man up and left me... never to be heard from again. Because of this, I am seriously confused at the longevity of toxic relationships. How do they stay together. What's the secret?
Now, I know what you are thinking:
"Zoey, why are you talking about this? We want to hear about your trip to Greece!"
Well my friends... THIS was the reality of my trip to Greece. I went on a trip with a toxic couple who tend to argue a lot. I had hoped to find the key to "sticking it out". Instead, I got into a fight with the guy, my best friend... and said some words that... if I typed them on here it would make my mother blush. I guess I'm not meant to be in ANY relationship. I have so many stories... I don't even know where to begin. So, let me sort out my pictures... edit some video... and then I'll have some juicy nuggets of joy for you all!
UPDATE: Videos Are Now Posted!!!!
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
OFF I GO!
I am such a slacker... I mean, I am leaving the COUNTRY for the first time EVER in the next 10 minutes and my suitcase is still not packed fully (laundry still drying). I know, I know! But that's just who I am.
I'll be in NYC tonight and all afternoon tomorrow (just in case Gerry Butler will be in NYC, and is reading my blog) =-)
Well, I had better finish packing. Ciao Belle
I'll be checking in throughout my trip
Monday, May 19, 2008
CASTLE OF PAIN?
Whilst sitting with my son, I asked him what he wanted to be when he grows-up. Turned out to be quite interesting!
Sunday, May 18, 2008
I'm Going to Athens, Greece in 3 DAYS!!!
Wow... I still can't believe it! I'm a single mom of 3, and not in my wildest dreams did I ever think I would make it back to New York where I grew up... let alone go out of the country to visit GREECE! That's right, I am leaving for Greece in 3 days. We are going to stop in New York City first and stay the night. We plan to catch a Broadway Play (Always a dream of mine!) and then we are off to Greece! I keep picking up my passport (something I thought I would never own) and I open it over and over again to make sure the face hasn't chnaged in the picture. Nope, still me! I have a good friend, my old radio co-host on a morning show I was on, named Adam. He always takes a trip out of the country every year. This year, he invited me to go along with him. (He had recently broken up with his long time girl friend) .
Disappear ~ POOF ~ Reappear
Yes... I am averaging a year in between my posts these days. I have been so busy working that I fell behind. And when I finally was able to find time to blog, I did it via Vlogging (Video-Blogging) on my YouTube account. But my family has recently embraced technology (finally), so I can share my digital world with them, whilst experiencing theirs. My friend Trish is also an avid blogger as well, and she has inspired me to delve back into my creative side.
So here we go... lets see if I can keep this up.
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
I've been in HIDING
It is time for me to reevaluate why it has taken me soooooo freaking long to add to my blog. Oh... wait... it's because I am a lazy individual with A.D.D.


















